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Sometimes you’re so horny, a tabletop will do

December 26th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

This couple are so horny, that a hard tabletop makes the perfect place for a steamy trist.  In this hardcore erotica for women pics, this couple make love on a green tabletop.  And brads body is to die for!  Click here to check out the pics.

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Day one of painting the kitchen

November 22nd, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

My husband and I decided to finally paint the kitchen. have faux finish paint techniques on every other room of the house but the kitchen and the laundry room. The kitchen is a big challenge, because we have a 15′ high wall on one side, due to a, well, box the owner put on the roof. Hard to explain. Looks really weird from outside, but inside it makes for a really cool kitchen.

Before painting you can see the wall is a lot taller on this wall

Before painting, plain white walls. yucch.

We decided to try and paint the wall to look patina ed copper, so we bought a quart of copper, some green that looks like the “antique green” color. Took a textured roller and rolled on the green, so that it showed white patterns behind the green. Then I tried sponging in some copper, and it looked horrible. Not to mention the green dried a LOT darker than we thought it would be.

So back to Home Depot, and bought some mint green paint. Came back and used a different sponge texture roller and rolled the mint green over the darker green. It is now looking like early american wood on the walls, and looking kinda cool.

We decided instead of going for the patina look on the walls, we’d do it on the inset door panels. My hubby is going to airbrush a darker green around the edges today, for depth, then we will mask off the squares in the doors and paint them with the copper, then sponge on the antiquing to make it look like old copper. Then he will airbrush on “rivets”. I think when we are done, it will look really cool. If it does, we are going to do our kitchen cabinets the same way.

after first two colors. Bu looks demonic, lol

after first two colors. Bu is posing. :)

Will patina these door panels

Will patina these door panels

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My tomato soup turned out kinda weird but tasty

November 18th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

I have, oh I’m guessing 1,000 ripe tomatoes in my garden, so decided to make some tomato soup in the crock pot.  I picked just ripe roma tomatoes from my greenhouse (the garden has cherry tomatoes).  I put them in a blender with water, sived out the seeds and skin, added evaporated milk, spices, and poured it all in the crock pot.

Unfortunately, I got impatient and turned it up to high, and the milk separated from the tomatoes.  It was thin, so I just kept cooking it.  I cooked it on low almost 24 hours, and when I tasted it this morning, it tasted really good…it is just the consistency of hamburger helper mix, lots of little crumbles. (It is amazing I remember what that is even like, as it has been since 1983 that I had red meat, lol).

Next time, I’ll cook it just on low.  I think it also would have helped if I’d of had a juicer, instead of a blender, and didn’t have to add water to the fruit to get it to whip up.

My next project, sun dried tomatoes.  Just have to get a food dehydrator.

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Pool Table Sex

August 20th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments


Dana and James get awfully frisky while playing pool in this sexy hardcore photoset. After a few hot kisses the game is forgotten and James lifts Dana onto the green felt, urgently plunging his face into her wet and eager pussy. It’s not long before they’re fucking like crazy – right on cue.

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Cort Donnovan teasing his virutal self

August 10th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

This video by visionary videographer John Jacobs is unique on just about every level: Cort taunts, teases, and practically has sex wtih his “virtual” self. Until holographic imagery becomes available, and without using green screen theatrics, this is about as close as you’ll get to seeing someone interacting with himself.

This is just one example of the incredible videos you will find at the site Rock Hard Jocks.  This has some gorgeous well-built muscular men playing with themselves in all kinds of delicious pics and movies.  I have no idea where they found so many muscular men to pose for this site, but I’m so glad they did.  Visit today and see why this site is definitely well worth signing up for!

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Hello Cheeky

June 23rd, 2008by Vicky · No Comments


Well, hello there Sailor!

Actually, Troy here is in the Army but that’s not important right now. What IS more important than the way he looks in green fatigues is that cheeky, naughty smile… and that very cute butt. Yes, sir, I’m impressed.

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Tired of squishing worms

June 18th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

Well this will make you not want to look at porn, lol. I had a moth in my greenhouse. I remember seeing it flapping around in there, always out of reach of me being able to grab it and get it outdoors. Finally about a week ago, it landed on my shorts and stayed there until I could get it outside.

What I didn’t know was months lay eggs that turn into catapillers that like to eat broccoli and radish leaves. My one tub of radishes looks like someone shot it with a shotgun with tiny pellets in it.

Since I grow everthing organically, I found out the best way to kill them is to eeeewwwww squish them. So now every day I look for more and squish the ones I find. Thanks Mrs. Moth. *sigh*

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Why you should not use cheap garden hose

June 6th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

new pond in the back yard  We have a swamp cooler that cools our garage, and we had a short hose we bought at WalMart for a few dollars that ran from the hose bib, to the cooler.  When I went out yesterday morning and watered everything, it was all hunky dory.Well, when I went out at about 6pm last night, I found the hose had split, and it was fountaining up in the air about 5′ and had added this pond to the back yard.

 
 

I squished my way through the clay soil and got it turned off, but wow did we have a lot of water.This is where the hose broke, my hubby had already replaced it by the time I got the picture taken.

 As you can see we have a small hill between the garage and the garden (left over from when they built up the pad for the garage, which was built after we bought the house) and we had a mini waterfall over the bluff into the backyard where all my tomatoes are planted.  Fortunately, it didn’t flood them.
 The part that worried me though was it flooded the greenhouse.  When I looked over and saw this, I was hoping it wouldn’t just sink into the ground.  See my part of the country is an old lake bottom, and the soil can settle, well, a LOT if you leave water on it like this.
 The inside was pretty flooded, the water was about 3″ deep, but only about 1/2 way back into the greenhouse.  I’m planning on building lettuce boxes on the floor on each side, and I’m glad they were not already in place when this happened. 

We are getting ready to go to a convention for 2 days in July, and we are glad this happend now, and not then.  I can’t even imagine how bad this would have been if it had gone a few days.  Our backyard is privacy fenced, so it would have had to flood a LOT before the neighbors even noticed it behind us, and we have no neighbors on either side of us for an acre.

Thankfully, this morning everything is ok.  I was able to walk in the greenhouse to water everything without squishing into the dirt (like I did last night), and the pond is gone.  Amazing how much damage can be done in a short time, and how quickly it goes away.

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When will my bell peppers be red?

June 2nd, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

Every morning, I go into my greenhouse, and water my plants.  And every morning, I check my bell pepper plant, and hope the fruit is starting to turn red.

I’ve never grown any other color but green, and this plant is a red bell pepper plant.  From all the research I’ve done, they start out green, and turn red…eventually.  That largest pepper is about 3″ in diameter and getting close to 4″ long.  When, I tell you, are they going to turn red? Its like watching paint dry, lol.  Eventually I’ll have them for my salad, but wow are they going to be big before they are ready. ;)

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Did you drive on Memorial Day?

May 27th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

Cleo, a friend of mine in the industry, posted up this article on a webmaster board showing that:

Compared with March a year earlier, Americans drove an estimated 4.3 percent less — that’s 11 billion fewer miles, the DOT’s Federal Highway Administration said Monday, calling it “the sharpest yearly drop for any month in FHWA history.” Records have been kept since 1942.

According to AAA, for the first time since 2002, Americans said they were planning to drive less over the Memorial Day weekend than they did the year before.

Personally, I didn’t even make it out of my yard Saturday and Sunday. I was too busy working on creating this blog, a blog on another site, and my regular work. (I work 7 days a week, what the heck is a holiday, anyways?). I thought back yesterday to previous Memorial Days, to the trips I went on picnics in the park, and realized I’ve become a hermit. The furthest I went was to my greenhouse to plant some more tomatoes in my garden.

My sister though, she is on her way to South Carolina to see a graduation of her step daughter from boot camp. When she called me this morning, she said that she had already spent $200 in gas to get from Michigan to North Carolina where they spent the night. No wonder no one is driving! Can you imagine if they had drove a Motor Home, or something that got worse mileage? It would have cost them $500 so far, and they are not even to their destination, let alone the gas for the return trip.

We are a sad country if we cannot get energy independant enough to not rely on oil. Ok this is a rant of mine. After watching how Brazil has been using ethanol and has been energy independant for YEARS, it makes me mad that we can’t as a country do this. When one of the top people from GM was interviewed about producing flex fuel cars, he said

we are ready for production. We have been producing them for Brazil for years. The problem in the US is there are only ethanol pumps in about 1% of the gas stations. The oil industries don’t want to allow ethanol pumps in the gas stations, and it has been a struggle to do that.

Of course not, why would they with record oil profits in the billions? Which all leads back to the average citizen can’t afford to drive on a holiday this year.

All I can say is, I am glad I work out of my home on the internet. I’m in a very small town 120 mile round trip from the nearest Costco or movie theatre. And about 1,000 other things, but I can tap into the world from my desk chair. My brother now works from home too and telecommutes. I’m sure more people will be doing so and spending quality times in their backyards this summer instead of traveling the US as in the past.

Enough of a rant! Have a good one all, I guess that got me wound up, lol. Have a good one all, stay home, and look at porn for women. Its what I plan on doing. ;)

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