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Lots of Body Butter

June 29th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

My kitchen tonight was turned into a body butter factory. :) In addition to being a hip slick and cool female pornographer, I also make home made soaps and body butter. In a few weeks, I’m attending a convention and vending my products, so I had to get some ready. So I mixed up 8 lbs of my all natural whipped shea butter. Mmmm, I love this stuff. It feels so soft on your skin, and really helps in this dry climate. Life isn’t all , don’t cha know. ;)

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Hello Cheeky

June 23rd, 2008by Vicky · 1 Comment


Well, hello there Sailor!

Actually, Troy here is in the Army but that’s not important right now. What IS more important than the way he looks in fatigues is that cheeky, smile… and that very . Yes, sir, I’m impressed.

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Buns For Breakfast

June 12th, 2008by Vicky · 1 Comment


This is your typical scene - the morning papers, a bit of fresh fruit, and after that, some down and dirty morning . Laura’s are clearly satisfying James’ hunger in this pic, and things get much hotter later on when she sucks his and they each other hard.

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I don’t recommend cutting your hair with a weedwacker…

April 18th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

Well my husband and I were getting ready to do some gravel hauling when he had to replace a part on our tractor. I decided to get out the weed wacker, and trim under our mesquite trees in the front yard.

Now these trees have branches that are fairly low, so I was bent over going under the trees. I was practing safe weed wacking…had my safety goggles on over my .

All of a sudden it felt like a jumped out of the tree, stuck all its claws into my scalp and on for dear life. I screamed, and started yelling “get it off me” at the top of my lungs.

MadHatter came running out of the garage, vaulted a rather large bush, and found me on the ground screaming and it appeard I was studying the motor of the weed eater REAL close.

As he came around he found the motor had sucked my into it, and was wrapped around the impellor. He had to go get sissors from the house to cut me loose.

So I went this evening and got my cut and now it is mid back and shoulder length in layers instead of down to my . It looks a lot healthier I admit, but I do miss the long .

So If you have long , and are going to use a weed eater…my advice is put your in a bun before you do because getting your cut by a weed wacker is no fun.

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