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Day two of the painting project.

November 23rd, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

Today we got the edges airbrushed around the doors and wall, and then splattered everything to give it an aged, early American look.  Below are some pics from this step.

Me airbrushing.  My first time, and it was a challenge to get the paint where I wanted it to go.

Me airbrushing. My first time, and it was a challenge to get the paint where I wanted it to go.

My husband is a much better airbrusher, he has done this alot.

My husband is a much better airbrusher, he has done this alot.

After airbrushing the edges, but before the splattering

After airbrushing the edges, but before the splattering

closeup of splatter effect. We did the walls and the doors like this.

closeup of splatter effect. We did the walls and the doors like this.

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Day one of painting the kitchen

November 22nd, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

My husband and I decided to finally paint the kitchen. have faux finish paint techniques on every other room of the house but the kitchen and the laundry room. The kitchen is a big challenge, because we have a 15′ high wall on one side, due to a, well, box the owner put on the roof. Hard to explain. Looks really weird from outside, but inside it makes for a really cool kitchen.

Before painting you can see the wall is a lot taller on this wall

Before painting, plain white walls. yucch.

We decided to try and paint the wall to look patina ed copper, so we bought a quart of copper, some green that looks like the “antique green” color. Took a textured roller and rolled on the green, so that it showed white patterns behind the green. Then I tried sponging in some copper, and it looked horrible. Not to mention the green dried a LOT darker than we thought it would be.

So back to Home Depot, and bought some mint green paint. Came back and used a different sponge texture roller and rolled the mint green over the darker green. It is now looking like early american wood on the walls, and looking kinda cool.

We decided instead of going for the patina look on the walls, we’d do it on the inset door panels. My hubby is going to airbrush a darker green around the edges today, for depth, then we will mask off the squares in the doors and paint them with the copper, then sponge on the antiquing to make it look like old copper. Then he will airbrush on “rivets”. I think when we are done, it will look really cool. If it does, we are going to do our kitchen cabinets the same way.

after first two colors. Bu looks demonic, lol

after first two colors. Bu is posing. :)

Will patina these door panels

Will patina these door panels

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This adds new fun to fixing the plumbing…

July 8th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

Helen’s husband Brad is having to do a little plumbing work, but when Helen squats down with him to get into a lower cupboard, he notices that she isn’t wearing any panties. Plumbing repairs are forgotten, and what follows is some hot kitchen sex instead!

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Lots of Body Butter

June 29th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

My kitchen tonight was turned into a body butter factory. :) In addition to being a hip slick and cool female pornographer, I also make home made soaps and body butter. In a few weeks, I’m attending a convention and vending my products, so I had to get some ready. So I mixed up 8 lbs of my all natural whipped shea butter. Mmmm, I love this stuff. It feels so soft on your skin, and really helps in this dry climate. Life isn’t all porn, don’t cha know. ;)

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Belly Licks

June 7th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments


A lick on the belly is a guaranteed wriggle-inducer. Max knows this well and so delights in applying his hot tongue to Karry’s belly. After that he licks her nipples and moves lower… This young couple can’t get enough of each other on the kitchen table and their lovemaking is both tender and lusty.

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