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Nipple Sucking

Vicky — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:20:01 +0000

Our featured couple Rachel and Liam start out with some tender kissing before Rachel eases his big cock out and gives it a good sucking. Liam happily reciprocates, licking her pussy like a champion. The lusty pair then fuck each other hard and even indulge in some hot anal sex.

This is a great photo set, one with a lot of intimacy combined with some seriously hot hardcore sex. You’ll find the full set of photos at For The Girls.

Valentine’s Day Romance

Vicky — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:11:17 +0000

Annika made the final adjustments to her makeup and wondered what Bob had in store for their Valentine’s Day date tonight. Frankly, she didn’t expect much. Sure, Bob was a great guy, and they got along well, but the man was born without a romantic bone in his body. His idea of a perfect evening seemed to involve a plate of Nachos and a Farrelly Brothers DVD.

The mirror reflected her mouth as it twisted in a wry smile. He probably would have completely forgotten Valentines if she hadn’t given him several large hints about it. The well-placed jewelry catalogue didn’t get his attention as much as her loud musings about lingerie, but it had worked out well enough in the end.

“Happy Valentines Day,” he’d told her on the phone this morning, a smile in his voice. “Let’s do something special tonight.”…Click here for the rest of the story!

Happy New Years

Vicky — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:52:07 +0000

Happy New Years Everyone! I know I’m getting old when I fall asleep before New Years, and don’t really care, lol. But I woke up this morning optimistic that 2009 will be a better year for many things than last year.

One of my favorite blessings I’d like to give you all is, may the best day of the old year, be the worst day of your new year. And may all the men in your life be dedicated to giving you the best orgasms of your life.

Kiss Me Please

Vicky — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:49:29 +0000

Build a new free site called Kiss Me Please, featuring two couples who kiss a lot while making love. Sigh. Where is that mistletoe when I need it? I love men who enjoy kissing when they make love, and these two hunks definitely fall into that category. Enjoy!

Tasty Thomas

Vicky — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:05:00 +0000

Thomas is a tasty treat for sore eyes as he discards his jeans and undies for some provocative posing on the rocks, followed some sexy sand shots and a dip in the ocean.

Thomas is one of the thousands of hot guys featured at For The Girls.
A Smorgasbord of Naked Men

Been working on redesigning two link lists

Vicky — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:37:41 +0000

Although I do a lot of porn sites for women, my husband and I also do sites for men too. We have several link lists, and the last week or so I’ve spent time redesigning two of them. The Red Cherry and xXx Porn Tastic.

The hard part about the design was, I tried to go tableless as much as possible using css. That about drove me right off the deep end. Most of the category pages are tableless, but the index and main pages still have some tables on them.

I love the type fonts. One is 28 days later, from the movie of the same name. The other is AnthologY. I like the whole retro/grunge/falling apart look of the fonts and website designs they are coming out with lately. Even CNN has that look on a lot of their backgrounds, and I think it is pretty hip, slick and cool

Chicks With Swords

Vicky — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:04:18 +0000

One of my all time favorite commercials is ask.com’s chicks with swords and one man’s muscial about instant getification.

When I posted up this gallery today, the picture at the beginning of it had me signing that crazy song “I got what I was looking for” from the commercial. Ok, I admit it. Chicks (and, well guys too) with swords in armour are hot. There is just something about fantasy costumes and sex that rocks my world.

So If you are looking for chicks with swords (and men with swords and witches, worlocks, evil trolls and elves) then check out Whore Lore and get instant getification too.

New look to Hot Porn For Women!

Vicky — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:57:32 +0000

My link list Hot Porn For Women has a new look! I gave it a facelift today, and its looking really spiffy. I also added a category for blogs that are written for women too. Hope you like the new look.

Dustin I want to see the rest of your movie!!!

Vicky — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:27:26 +0000

I just ran across the site Male Perfection, and WOW if you like to oogle guys, this should be your new hangout. Both the pictures and the movies are high quality all the way, and this teaser video of Dustin on the bed, then pouring water on his t-shirt and cock which is clearly erect underneath make me DROOL! Being in the adult industry, I don’t pick up passes to porn very often, but this is one I have to admit I bought. And ladies, it is WELL worth it! Check out Male Perfection and see what I mean!

Cort Donnovan teasing his virutal self

Vicky — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:49:50 +0000

This video by visionary videographer John Jacobs is unique on just about every level: Cort taunts, teases, and practically has sex wtih his “virtual” self. Until holographic imagery becomes available, and without using green screen theatrics, this is about as close as you’ll get to seeing someone interacting with himself.

This is just one example of the incredible videos you will find at the site Rock Hard Jocks. This has some gorgeous well-built muscular men playing with themselves in all kinds of delicious pics and movies. I have no idea where they found so many muscular men to pose for this site, but I’m so glad they did. Visit today and see why this site is definitely well worth signing up for!

Well hung fisherman what is he catching?

Vicky — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:56:05 +0000

Shaun here is doing some net fishing with his thigh high waders, and it looks like he is catching a massive erection! I’ve done a lot of net fishing in Hawaii, but never did I do it partially naked like he is doing!

You can catch all our well hung men at Sexy Well Hung Men.

It’s Fun To Be On Top

Vicky — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:30:01 +0000

We girls know that it’s always fun to be on top, controlling the action, looking down at your guy as he squirms beneath you, watching the pleasure wash across his face as you ride his cock.

So there’s no need at all to explain the expression of pleasure on Bunny’s face as she sits astride her lover Roy. You just know she’s digging her nails into his chest because his cock is deep inside her and her clit is swollen, so she’s ready to come.

See all the hardcore couples pics at For The Girls!

Tired of squishing worms

Vicky — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:44:40 +0000

Well this will make you not want to look at porn, lol. I had a moth in my greenhouse. I remember seeing it flapping around in there, always out of reach of me being able to grab it and get it outdoors. Finally about a week ago, it landed on my shorts and stayed there until I could get it outside.

What I didn’t know was months lay eggs that turn into catapillers that like to eat broccoli and radish leaves. My one tub of radishes looks like someone shot it with a shotgun with tiny pellets in it.

Since I grow everthing organically, I found out the best way to kill them is to eeeewwwww squish them. So now every day I look for more and squish the ones I find. Thanks Mrs. Moth. *sigh*

Sometimes your pussy just wants some love

Vicky — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:43:40 +0000

Have any of you tried to work, and this is the kind of view you get?

This is my cat BuBastis, or Bu for short. She LOVES attention. If I don’t pet her, she will reach down and hook my fingers off the keyboard and try to get them back up to her back for a petting. She is even trying to eat one of my paperclips right now, which she is finding out doesn’t taste very good, lol.

Poor thing, Abbys have teeth and gum issues, and I have to take her in a few weeks to get her teeth cleaned, and possibly some pulled. When I took her to the vet last week, the vet gave me toothpaste, and told me to buy a child’s brush to brush her teeth.

Ever tried to brush a cat’s teeth? It is an experience…unless you have also taken said cat off treats to help her lose a few pounds, and she LOVES the taste of poultry flavored toothpaste.

Now every morning before I feed them, I give her a taste of it on the brush, then put more and brush her teeth, then another taste as a reward. It is an enzamatic cleaner that all I have to do is get it on her teeth to help. I really hope brushing them for the month before her appointment daily saves a few teeth. Apparently, alot of Abbys end up toothless by the time they are 7….which will mean she will fit on my husbands Redneck Porn Blog as my cat with no teeth.

I love my cats, I have two with two VERY different personalities. But sometimes, I just want to get done with my porn sites and instead I have cats that insist on being pampered.

*sigh* I guess this is what happens when you have a pussy that wants attention.

Erotic Vignettes

Vicky — Mon, 26 May 2008 12:56:25 +0000

This is a scene from the DVD A European Collection of Erotic Vignettes 1
Which has a nice collection of erotic porn I think you’ll like. Click on the clip and check it out, then double click on it to see more clips from this hot movie.

I’m finally on WordPress!

Vicky — Mon, 26 May 2008 05:14:49 +0000

For anyone who has read my blog before, it now is in a different location, and looks…well…like a REAL blog. My old blog was written with a sofware platform called pm machine. It was a program that had a forum board that happened to have a blog-like module in it, and I used that module for blogging.

Problem was, you couldn’t get any kind of seo style urls, tagging was not possible. Plus you couldn’t get all the nifty plug-ins that WordPress offers.

So when my husband said he wanted to start his own blog, and I’m the scripter, I realized I had to learn WordPress.

I have no idea why I was so intimidated by it! It was sooo easy to install. (they are not kidding on the 5 minute install). And I had it up and running with some posts and my theme in a few hours.

Then I tried to import my old blog, and it really messed up the code big time. *sigh* I finally now have all the posts it imported corrected, but it left off about, oh 2 years of posts that I’ll have to eventually try to import.

But I’m glad my hubby kinda forced me to do it. I’m really happy with the results.

Yaoi The new face of Porn For Women

Vicky — Thu, 22 May 2008 15:01:03 +0000

I ran across an article in Canadian Newspaper about Yaoi, Japanese erotica that is made by women, for women, but centers more on gay erotica then on straight erotica. The article states:

What started in Japan as a gay romance genre has found its way overseas thanks to the internet and a wide fan base. Yaoi is a comic book phenomenon on male homo-erotic romance stories that are written for women by women and is also referred to as Boy’s Love. The stories themselves often center around the lives of male students and their relationships to each other and older men. Many Canadian women have recently shown great interest in this genre and have joined its growing online community.

…Yaoi categorizes itself based on its female authorship and readership. Many question how women can relate to these homo-erotic love stories. This may have something to do with the relationship between the two male participants of yaoi storylines who represent a pseudo male and female relationship. There are two roles that are fulfilled in these romances: the seme (“to attack”) and the uke (“to receive”). The uke is often characterized with a youthful innocence with feminine traits. Some argue that when women write these stories they are placing themselves under the guise of the uke. In this way they can live the ideal relationship through these characters. What about the seme? This character is idealized as the perfect man. In the eyes of those who write and read these comics, the seme represents what men should be. But at the end of the day they often become untouchable because they belong to their male counterparts. The seme and uke represent the dichotomy between the masculine and the feminine, youth and experience. What makes them and their stories attractive is the oppositions they represent which often leads to conflict, and how they are able to solve these issues because they manage to fit together.

It is a very interesting read, and something I’ve never heard of before. I will explore it more and post about it in the future.

I don’t recommend cutting your hair with a weedwacker…

Vicky — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:35:41 +0000

Well my husband and I were getting ready to do some gravel hauling when he had to replace a part on our garden tractor. I decided to get out the weed wacker, and trim under our mesquite trees in the front yard.

Now these trees have branches that are fairly low, so I was bent over going under the trees. I was practing safe weed wacking…had my safety goggles on over my glasses.

All of a sudden it felt like a cat jumped out of the tree, stuck all its claws into my scalp and hung on for dear life. I screamed, and started yelling “get it off me” at the top of my lungs.

MadHatter came running out of the garage, vaulted a rather large bush, and found me on the ground screaming and it appeard I was studying the motor of the weed eater REAL close.

As he came around he found the motor had sucked my hair into it, and was wrapped around the impellor. He had to go get sissors from the house to cut me loose.

So I went this evening and got my hair cut and now it is mid back and shoulder length in layers instead of down to my butt. It looks a lot healthier I admit, but I do miss the long hair.

So If you have long hair, and are going to use a weed eater…my advice is put your hair in a bun before you do because getting your hair cut by a weed wacker is no fun.